Here are 15 funny jokes about "House of the Dragon" Season 2, Episode 1:

 Why did the dragon apply for a job at the bakery?

1. It heard they needed someone to make things toastier.

2. What’s a dragon’s favorite social media platform?
   Instaflame.

3. Why don’t dragons ever get lost?
   They always follow the fiery trail.

4. Why did the Targaryens always win at poker?
   They had a lot of royal flushes.

5. Why did the dragon refuse to eat spicy food?
   Because it already breathed fire!

6. What do you call a dragon who loves to tell jokes?
   A comic con-flagration.

7. Why did Daemon Targaryen bring a map to the council meeting?
   To show where his dragon was "parking."

8. Why don’t dragons play hide and seek?
   Because good luck hiding something that big and fiery!

9. What’s the Targaryen family’s favorite exercise?
   Dragon squats.

10. Why did the dragon sit on the knight?
    To hatch a new plan.

11. Why don’t Targaryens ever get cold?
    They always have a dragon to keep them warm.

12. Why did the dragon start a fitness blog?
    To share tips on how to stay fired up.

13. What’s the most popular snack at a dragon party?
    Fire crackers.

14. Why did Rhaenyra Targaryen go to art school?
    To learn how to draw… dragons, of course!

15. Why did the dragon bring a suitcase to the battle?
    Because it had a lot of baggage to unpack.