Here are 15 funny jokes about the James Bond movies:

Why did James Bond go to school?

To work on his spy-der graph skills.

Why does James Bond never get lost?

Because he's always on a mission.

What did James Bond say to the calculator?

"You can count on me."

Why did James Bond bring a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house.

What’s James Bond’s favorite type of music?

Spy-chadelic rock.

Why did James Bond always carry a pen?

In case he had to draw his weapon.

What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 007.

Why does James Bond sleep with a light on?

Because the dark is afraid of him.

Why did James Bond bring a pencil to the casino?

To draw out his next move.

Why does James Bond never use social media?

Because he likes to keep a low profile.

Why was James Bond good at math?

Because he always knew his "figures."

What’s James Bond’s favorite drink at a BBQ?

A martini, shaken but not stirred (and maybe a side of spy-ribs).

Why did James Bond become a gardener?

Because he had a license to till.

Why did James Bond get a job at the bakery?

Because he was good at keeping secrets.

Why does James Bond never tell jokes?

Because his punchlines are always deadly.

I hope these bring a smile and a laugh!