Here are 15 funny jokes about London:

Why did the Londoner bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why don’t Londoners ever get lost?
Because they always have the tube to guide them!
Why was the Big Ben always so calm?
Because it always knows the time!
Why did the tourist carry a pencil in London?
In case he needed to draw the curtains at the hotel.
What do you call a rainy day in London?
Monday.
Why do Londoners always carry an umbrella?
Because they believe in proper British coverage!
How does the Queen stay dry during a storm?
She reigns over it!
Why did the scarecrow move to London?
He heard the city was outstanding in its field!
Why do ghosts love to live in London?
Because it’s a great place to raise their spirits!
What do you call a fight between two London taxi drivers?
A cab-attle!
Why did the Londoner wear sunglasses?
Because the weather forecast said it would be cloudy with a chance of royalty.
Why was the London Eye always so tired?
Because it never stopped rolling!
What did the London Bridge say to the river?
Quit your whining and go with the flow!
Why do Londoners love tea so much?
Because it’s brew-tiful!
Why don't secrets last long in London?
Because the Tower has too many snitches!

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