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Here are 15 funny jokes about rain:

 

  1. Why do cows lie down when it’s about to rain?
    To keep each udder dry!

  2. What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
    One is reined up, and the other rains down.

  3. Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
    Because it was raining cats and hot dogs!

  4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other in the rain?
    They don’t have the guts to get wet!

  5. What’s a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
    Reign!

  6. Why did the math book look sad during the rainstorm?
    Because it had too many problems.

  7. What do you call a wet bear?
    A drizzly bear.

  8. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
    His car got toad away in the rain.

  9. Why was the computer cold in the rain?
    Because it left its Windows open!

  10. Why did the rain get arrested?
    For drizzling without a permit.

  11. Why do raindrops like to go to school?
    So they can become part of the precipitation.

  12. What do you call a dangerous precipitation?
    A rain of terror!

  13. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?
    Because he heard the drinks were on the house and it was raining!

  14. Why do you never see a grumpy person in the rain?
    Because they’re always too busy singing in it!

  15. What’s the wettest animal in the rainforest?
    The reindeer!

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