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Here are 15 funny jokes about Rome:


  1. Why don’t Romans ever get lost?
    All roads lead to Rome!

  2. Why was the Roman Empire so well organized?
    Because they used Julius Cease-her!

  3. What do you call a Roman with a cold?
    Julius Sneezer.

  4. Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other colosseum!

  5. Why are Roman soldiers always tired?
    Because their shields are heavy and they never get a chance to rest!

  6. What did the Roman say to the Roman Emperor when he was upset?
    Caesar you later!

  7. Why did the Romans build straight roads?
    So their soldiers wouldn’t go around the bend!

  8. Why was the Roman Colosseum so good at sports?
    It always had great gladiators!

  9. What’s a Roman emperor’s favorite type of clothing?
    A Caesar dress.

  10. Why did the Roman buy a boat?
    To sail on the seven Caesars!

  11. What do you call a Roman who loves to sing?
    A Rhapsody in Rome.

  12. Why was the Roman Empire always so hot?
    Because they had too many fans!

  13. What do you get when you cross a Roman and a ghost?
    A Roman empire-ition.

  14. Why did the Roman stadium get too hot?
    Because all the fans left!

  15. Why did Caesar wear a toga?
    Because it was Rome’s greatest hits!

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