here are 15 funny jokes about the Titanic movie:

Why did the Titanic get bad grades in school?

Because it couldn't stay afloat in any subject!

Why don’t we tell jokes about the Titanic?

Because they might sink the conversation!

What’s the Titanic's favorite music genre?

Iceberg rock.

Why did the Titanic never go back to college?

It couldn’t get over its sinking feeling.

What do you call the sequel to the Titanic?

The Unsinkable II – This Time We Mean It.

Why did the Titanic go to therapy?

To work through its deep-seated issues.

Why is the Titanic movie like a pizza?

Because it's cheesy, yet everyone loves it.

What did one iceberg say to the other about the Titanic?

"That ship was unsinkable… until it wasn't."

Why did the Titanic movie win so many awards?

Because it was a hit with a real splash.

Why don't they make Titanic jokes in Alaska?

Because they have enough ice to deal with already.

What do you get when you cross the Titanic with the Internet?

A really sinking website!

Why did the Titanic fail at stand-up comedy?

Because its timing was always off.

What’s Rose's least favorite vegetable?

Iceberg lettuce.

Why did Jack draw Rose in the Titanic movie?

Because she wanted to go down in history.

Why don’t people play poker on the Titanic?

Because the ship’s deck was always stacked against them!