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Here are 15 funny jokes about blueberries:


  1. Why did the blueberry go out with the fig? Because it couldn't find a date.

  2. Why did the blueberry cross the road? To get to the other pie.

  3. What did the blueberry say to the strawberry? "We make a berry good pair!"

  4. Why did the blueberry need glasses? Because it lost its juice and couldn’t concentrate!

  5. What’s a blueberry’s favorite type of music? Berry-tone.

  6. Why did the blueberry stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.

  7. Why do blueberries never gossip? They don’t want to spread any “whine.”

  8. What do you call a sad blueberry? A blue-berry.

  9. How do blueberries keep in touch? They send each other jam-ails.

  10. Why was the blueberry always invited to parties? Because it was a real jam-boree.

  11. What did the grape say when it got stepped on by a blueberry? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

  12. Why did the blueberry go to school? To become a little smarter and avoid being in a jam.

  13. What do you call a blueberry that works out? A buff-berry.

  14. What do you get when you cross a blueberry and a dog? A blue terrier.

  15. Why are blueberries so good at gardening? They have the best “berry” green thumbs.

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!

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