Here are 15 funny messages to send on Father's Day:

Happy Father’s Day! Thanks for not letting me screw up my life too badly.

Happy Father’s Day! Remember, you’re not old; you’re just very, very experienced.

Happy Father’s Day! Thanks for the genes that provided me with this insane sense of humor. You really did a great job!

Happy Father’s Day! Today, enjoy the attention because tomorrow it’s back to the usual “whatever” status.

Happy Father’s Day! Keep calm and grill on.

Happy Father’s Day! Thanks for always saying yes when Mom said no.

Happy Father’s Day! I may be taller than you now, but I still look up to you.

Happy Father’s Day! Let’s be honest – you wouldn’t have this special day without me. You’re welcome.

Happy Father’s Day! I hope your day is as fun and awesome as you were before you had kids.

Happy Father’s Day! You're the best dad ever. I mean, just look at me!

Happy Father’s Day! Thanks for pretending to love all my homemade gifts.

Happy Father’s Day! Relax – you’ve earned it from all the times you’ve rescued me from my own bad decisions.

Happy Father’s Day! Thanks for all the dad jokes. Sorry I’m such a "pun"ishment.

Happy Father’s Day! Congratulations on being the world's best dad. According to your fridge.

Happy Father’s Day! You always told me to follow my dreams. So, I took a nap. Thanks, Dad!