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Here are 15 funny quotes about Amsterdam:


  1. "In Amsterdam, the bicycles outnumber the people. It's like the Tour de France every day."

  2. "Amsterdam: where getting lost in a maze of canals is considered a good time."

  3. "In Amsterdam, even the cheese shops are high in quality—and sometimes just high."

  4. "They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but what happens in Amsterdam ends up in your photo album."

  5. "Amsterdam is the only place where being in the 'red-light district' is a tourist attraction."

  6. "If you ever feel like you're going in circles in Amsterdam, it’s because you’re probably cycling on the ring road."

  7. "Amsterdam: where the tulips are pretty, but the street names are impossible to pronounce."

  8. "In Amsterdam, the coffee shops don’t just sell coffee, and the cafes sell everything but coffee."

  9. "Amsterdam: where the canals are beautiful, and the traffic signs are just suggestions."

  10. "In Amsterdam, the art museums are amazing, but the people-watching is a masterpiece."

  11. "Amsterdam: the city that proves you can be a serious cyclist without ever looking serious."

  12. "If you think parallel parking is hard, try docking a boat in Amsterdam's canals."

  13. "Amsterdam: where the only thing more confusing than the street names are the canal routes."

  14. "They say you haven’t truly experienced Amsterdam until you've been almost run over by a bike."

  15. "Amsterdam: the city where even the buildings have more personality than most people."

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!

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