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Here are 15 funny quotes about "House of the Dragon" Season 2, Episode 1:


  1. "In 'House of the Dragon,' it’s hard to tell if the real drama is in the council meetings or the family reunions."

  2. "Watching 'House of the Dragon' is like attending a barbecue where the dragons are the chefs."

  3. "Why do Targaryens love their dragons so much? Because they’re the ultimate hot pets!"

  4. "Every time a dragon appears, I wonder if they’re just looking for a bigger treasure chest or a snack."

  5. "The Targaryens should open a side business selling dragon fire as a renewable energy source."

  6. "In 'House of the Dragon,' the dragons have more screen time than some of the main characters."

  7. "I think the dragons are just in it for the screen time and the chance to show off their fire-breathing skills."

  8. "The real reason dragons breathe fire? They’re just trying to toast their marshmallows."

  9. "If you think your family has drama, just remember the Targaryens have dragons and political intrigue."

  10. "Every time Daemon Targaryen hatches a plan, I half-expect a dragon to roll its eyes and sigh."

  11. "Dragons in 'House of the Dragon' are like the Targaryen family alarm clocks – loud, fiery, and impossible to ignore."

  12. "Watching 'House of the Dragon' makes me grateful that my pets don’t breathe fire when they’re hungry."

  13. "The Targaryens don’t need social media; they have dragons to spread the word."

  14. "House of the Dragon: where the family meetings are lit, literally."

  15. "I’m convinced that dragons are just the Targaryen family’s way of saying, ‘Don’t mess with us.’"

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