Here are 15 funny quotes about London:

1. "In London, everyone is different, and that means anyone can fit in." – Paddington Bear

2. "Living in London is like living in a theme park. I think it costs a fortune to get in, you stay for ages, and you leave exhausted."

3. "London is a roost for every bird." 

4. "When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; but when a man is tired of London traffic, he is just stuck in a jam."

5. "London is a bad habit one hates to lose." 

6. "You know you're in London when you see a man in a suit riding a unicycle."

7. "London has the best cocktails, the best theaters, and the worst weather."

8. "London is the only city where you can get a suntan standing in the rain."

9. "The best thing about London? It has to be the exits... especially when you're stuck on the M25."

10. "London: The city where people spend half their salary on rent and the other half on overpriced coffee."

11. "London is the epitome of ‘come for a visit, stay because you can’t afford the train fare back.’"

12. "Londoners are like tea bags – you never know how strong they are until they get in hot water."

13. "In London, it's easier to find a unicorn than a free parking space."

14. "Londoners complain about the weather so much, you'd think it was a national sport."

15. "In London, you can travel the world without ever leaving the Tube."