Here are 15 funny quotes about Paris:

1. "Paris is always a good idea, especially if you’re a croissant."

2. "In Paris, every street corner seems like it’s trying to one-up your Instagram feed."

3. "Paris: Where even the pigeons are more fashionable than you."

4. "Going to Paris for the culture and the art, but staying for the baguettes."

5. "Paris is the city where your diet goes on vacation."

6. "Paris: The city of lights, love, and ludicrously long café lines."

7. "In Paris, ‘getting lost’ is just another way of saying ‘exploring’."

8. "When in Paris, calories don’t count. That’s just science."

9. "Paris: Where even the graffiti looks like it belongs in the Louvre."

10. "In Paris, ‘je ne sais quoi’ actually means ‘I have no idea how to get back to my hotel.’"

11. "Paris is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy – and well-fed."

12. "The Eiffel Tower: Proof that even giants have good taste in architecture."

13. "In Paris, ‘diet’ is just another word for ‘déjà vu’ – you’ve seen it, but you don’t remember it."

14. "Paris is the only city where eating bread all day is not frowned upon, it’s celebrated."

15. "In Paris, even the coffee seems to have an air of superiority. It’s French roast, after all."