Here are 15 funny quotes about summer:

"Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double, and act single." 

 "A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken."

 "If you’re not barefoot, then you’re overdressed." 

 "In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer."

 "Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability." 

 "My favorite weather is bird-chirping weather." 

 "The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever." 

 "I need six months of vacation, twice a year." 

 "You are so much sunshine in every square inch." 

 "I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where it was always June." 

 "Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better."

 "Life is better in flip flops."

 "The only things getting lit this weekend are my scented candles."

 "Sandy toes, sun-kissed nose." 

 "If there’s a will, there’s a wave."