Here are 15 funny quotes about the Titanic:

"The Titanic was so big, even the iceberg had to double-check if it had enough space to hit."

"I watch Titanic for the plot. And by 'plot,' I mean Leonardo DiCaprio."

"The Titanic is proof that even million-dollar ideas can have a sinking feeling."

"If only the Titanic had swiped left on that iceberg."

"Why did the Titanic movie last over three hours? Because it had to build up to that massive cliffhanger."

"The Titanic: the only ship that had better luck as a movie than as a vessel."

"The Titanic and my diet have a lot in common: they both start strong and then crash spectacularly."

"The real tragedy of the Titanic is that Jack could have totally fit on that door."

"Titanic: the love story that went from 'I'm flying' to 'I'm freezing' real quick."

"If the Titanic taught us anything, it’s that size doesn't always matter."

"The Titanic is the only movie where everyone knew the ending but still cried."

"The Titanic had wireless communication. Too bad it didn't have wireless navigation."

"Jack and Rose: the only couple who had a sinking relationship but still made it into history."

"Why did the Titanic never get invited to parties? Because it always made a big splash."

"Titanic is the only movie where we all know the ship sinks, but our hearts still refuse to believe it."