Here are 15 funny quotes about the vegan diet:

1. "I'm on a vegan diet – I eat only foods that scream when you pick them."

2. "Being vegan just means I get to tell everyone about it. Repeatedly."

3. "Vegan: because it takes a lot of willpower to say no to bacon."

4. "I went vegan for two weeks and lost my friends."

5. "I’m a level 5 vegan: I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow."

6. "My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink my kale smoothie in front of a mirror."

7. "You know you’re vegan when you accidentally eat meat and your body thinks it’s been poisoned."

8. "Why did the vegan cross the road? To tell everyone they were vegan."

9. "Veganism: because every avocado deserves a chance."

10. "I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegan."

11. "I’m on a vegan diet – I eat veggies and lots of nuts. Mostly the nuts."

12. "Being vegan is a big missed steak."

13. "I tried being a vegetarian, but it was a missed-steak."

14. "What do you call a vegan at a barbecue? Sad."

15. "Vegan food is like a great magic trick – it’s amazing until you know what’s in it."