Here are 15funny jokes about Paris:

Why did the Eiffel Tower get kicked out of the party?

Because it kept towering over everyone!

Why don't they play hide and seek in Paris?

Because good luck hiding in the city of lights!

What do you call a snail that goes on a trip to Paris?

An escargot.

Why did the croissant join the gym?

It wanted to be a little butter.

Why did the bicycle fall over in Paris?

Because it was two-tired from climbing Montmartre!

What do you get when you combine a Parisian and a cat?

A meow-sieur.

Why was the math book sad in Paris?

It had too many Eiffel-ties.

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

A hug and a quiche.

How does the Louvre stay in shape?

It does a lot of cardio – art-io!

Why did the Parisian refuse to play cards?

Because he was afraid of the Eiffel bluff.

Why did the artist move to Paris?

Because he wanted to draw more inspiration.

How do you know if someone’s from Paris?

Don’t worry, they’ll Pierre it out.

Why do Parisians eat so many snails?

They don’t like fast food!

Why was the Seine always so calm?

Because it always took things in stride.

Why did the Eiffel Tower apply for a job?

Because it wanted a higher position!