Here are 20 funny jokes about Lionel Messi:

1. Why did Messi bring string to the soccer game?
   So he could tie up the score!

2. Why did Messi go to school?
   To improve his pitch!

3. Why did Messi get a job at the bakery?
   Because he’s great at making turnovers!

4. Why don't Messi's opponents ever get lost?
   Because he always shows them the way to the goal.

5. Why did Messi take a ladder to the match?
   To reach new heights!

6. Why don’t Messi and his teammates ever play hide and seek?
   Because good luck hiding when Messi’s on the field!

7. Why does Messi never get lonely?
   Because he always has fans around!

8. Why did Messi bring a pencil to the game?
   To draw the defense!

9. Why did Messi become a gardener?
   Because he’s great at dribbling around plants!

10. What’s Messi’s favorite kind of music?
    Goal-die oldies.

11. Why did Messi refuse to play hide and seek?
    Because good luck hiding when Messi’s on the field!

12. Why did Messi break up with his GPS?
    Because he doesn’t need directions to find the net.

13. Why did Messi get a role in a movie?
    Because he’s always in the goal-light!

14. Why don’t they serve Messi soup at the stadium?
    Because he’ll just score a “bowl”!

15. Why did Messi go to art school?
    To learn how to draw fouls.

16. What does Messi do when he’s stuck in traffic?
    He dribbles around the cars!

17. Why did Messi wear a suit to the game?
    Because he’s a class act on and off the field.

18. What’s Messi’s favorite type of fish?
    A goal-fish.

19. Why did Messi bring a ladder to the soccer field?
    To reach his goals.

20. Why don’t Messi’s shoes ever get tired?
    Because they’re always on their toes!