here are 20 funny jokes about Taylor Swift:

1. Why did Taylor Swift make a great math tutor?
   Because she knows how to deal with ex-variables.

2. Why does Taylor Swift always carry a pencil?
   In case she has to draw a breakup.

3. Why did Taylor Swift bring a ladder to the bar?
   Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

4. Why don't you ever break up with Taylor Swift over text?
   Because she might "write" back.

5. What do Taylor Swift and a tree have in common?
   They both have a lot of leaves (and albums).

6. Why did Taylor Swift break up with her calendar?
   Because she needed space for new dates.

7. What’s Taylor Swift’s favorite type of footwear?
   Sneaker (songs)!

8. Why did Taylor Swift stay away from the seafood buffet?
   She didn’t want to get caught in a “crabby” relationship.

9. Why did Taylor Swift go to art school?
   To learn how to draw out her emotions.

10. Why did Taylor Swift break up with the calculator?
    Because she didn’t like being summed up.

11. Why don’t you ever play cards with Taylor Swift?
    Because she always finds a way to “deal” with you.

12. Why did Taylor Swift buy a thesaurus?
    So she could write a “mean” song with more words.

13. What’s Taylor Swift’s favorite time of day?
    Midnights, of course!

14. Why did Taylor Swift break up with her vacuum cleaner?
    Because it sucked the fun out of everything.

15. What do you call it when Taylor Swift performs in the jungle?
    Swifty Tarzan.

16. Why did Taylor Swift join a dating app?
    To get material for her next album.

17. Why don’t you give Taylor Swift a high-five?
    Because she’ll turn it into a hit song about the one who got away.

18. What’s Taylor Swift’s favorite kind of cake?
    Break-up cake – it’s always bittersweet.

19. Why did Taylor Swift write a song about gardening?
    Because she had a lot of hoes in different area codes.

20. Why did Taylor Swift get a job at the bakery?
    Because she knows all about making bread and cutting ties.