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Here are 20 funny quotes about Lionel Messi:


  1. "Lionel Messi plays like he's on cheat mode in a video game."

  2. "Messi doesn’t play football; he dances with the ball."

  3. "Watching Messi play is like watching a magician who doesn’t know how to perform a bad trick."

  4. "If soccer were a video game, Messi would be the glitch in the system."

  5. "Messi’s left foot should have its own insurance policy."

  6. "Messi’s dribbling skills are so good, he could probably weave through rush hour traffic."

  7. "The only thing Messi can't do on the field is lose gracefully."

  8. "Even Messi’s shadow can score goals."

  9. "When life gives Messi lemons, he scores a hat-trick with them."

  10. "Messi doesn’t need a GPS to find the back of the net."

  11. "Messi’s idea of a bad day is scoring only one goal."

  12. "When Messi retires, he should donate his legs to science."

  13. "Messi’s so good, his teammates pass to him even when he’s on the bench."

  14. "Messi once dribbled past the referee just to prove he could."

  15. "Messi’s idea of playing defense is just getting the ball back as soon as possible."

  16. "Messi can probably score goals in his sleep."

  17. "If Messi were a superhero, his superpower would be scoring goals."

  18. "When Messi ties his shoes, they stay tied out of respect."

  19. "Messi doesn’t need to warm up; he just needs to show up."

  20. "Messi doesn’t play against defenders; he plays with them."

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