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Here are 20 funny quotes about Taylor Swift:


  1. "I listen to Taylor Swift when I want to feel young again – like, high school breakups and all."

  2. "If life was a Taylor Swift song, breakups would always come with a catchy tune and a platinum record."

  3. "I don't always listen to Taylor Swift, but when I do, my exes are terrified."

  4. "Taylor Swift taught me that if someone breaks your heart, you get rich writing about it."

  5. "My love life might be a mess, but at least Taylor Swift can make it sound like a hit song."

  6. "If only my problems could turn into chart-topping singles like Taylor Swift's."

  7. "Taylor Swift writes songs about her exes; I just unfollow them on Instagram."

  8. "Whenever I hear a Taylor Swift song, I feel like calling all my exes just to thank them for the inspiration."

  9. "I aspire to be as confident as Taylor Swift writing a breakup anthem."

  10. "You know you’ve made it when Taylor Swift writes a song about you."

  11. "If you think you've had a rough love life, just remember that Taylor Swift has turned hers into a career."

  12. "Listening to Taylor Swift is like getting a free therapy session about relationships."

  13. "If I had a dollar for every Taylor Swift breakup song, I’d be able to afford her concert tickets."

  14. "Taylor Swift's exes should get royalties for all the songs they inspire."

  15. "Taylor Swift's music is proof that heartbreak can be profitable."

  16. "My life goal is to have Taylor Swift write a song about me – positive or negative, it doesn’t matter!"

  17. "If my diary was half as poetic as Taylor Swift's lyrics, I’d publish it too."

  18. "Taylor Swift is the queen of turning bad relationships into great music."

  19. "If you can't say something nice, at least say it in a catchy Taylor Swift song."

  20. "Taylor Swift's exes must have a support group – ‘We Survived a Song Club’."

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