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here are some funny quotes about cars:


"My car and I have a lot in common. We're both not starting this morning."

"Driving a brand new car feels like sitting in a fancy living room – until you hit the first pothole."

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"

"The only way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment."

"A clean car is a sign of a broken computer."

"Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle."

"My driving scares me too, but it’s a lot cheaper than therapy."

"A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life."

"I don’t always brake, but when I do, it’s always too late."

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"My car has an airbag… which is just the passenger who never stops talking."

"I finally got rid of my car. It was having too many ‘brake’-downs in our relationship."

"My car and I are similar – we both need fuel to function."

"Life is too short for traffic. Drive a little crazier!"

"I never learned how to parallel park – I just let fate take the wheel."

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