part 2: Here are 15 funny jokes about football:

Why do football players never go hungry?

Because they get plenty of "kicks" out of their meals!

Why did the football team go to the bank?

To get their quarterback.

Why don't football players get hot?

Because they have so many fans!

What do you get if you cross a football player with a goalkeeper?

A draw.

Why did the football player bring string to the game?

To tie up the score.

Why was the football team so good at math?

Because they knew how to count on each other.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What’s a football player’s favorite type of music?

Rock and goal.

Why don’t football players ever get lost?

Because they always follow the game plan.

Why did the football player bring a ladder to the game?

To get to a higher league!

Why do football stadiums get hot after the game?

Because all the fans leave.

Why can’t Cinderella play football?

Because she always runs away from the ball.

Why did the football coach go to the party?

Because he wanted to kick back and relax.

Why did the football team go to the library?

To check out some new goals!

What do you call a football player who plays the piano?