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part1: here are some funny jokes about the human body:
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URLologist.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful surgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.
How does a brain get drunk? With too much thinking.
Why did the heart break up with the brain? It found someone more pumping.
What did the lung say to the cigarette? You take my breath away.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? "Get dressed up; the doctor is taking us out tonight!"
Why did the stomach apply for a job? Because it was fed up with being empty.
Why was the liver so happy? Because it was on a high from processing alcohol.
What’s the strongest muscle in the human body? The tongue, because it’s always busy working out!
Why did the neuron go to therapy? It had a lot of nerve issues.
What did the femur say to the patella? "I’ve got a bone to pick with you."
Why did the appendix get fired? Because it was useless!
Why do feet make terrible comedians? Because their jokes always fall flat.
Why did the ear get in trouble? Because it couldn't stop eavesdropping.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems (This one is versatile for kids and adults).
Why don't eyes tell secrets? Because they can't keep a lid on them.
Why did the hand go to school? It wanted to become more handy.
What did the skin say to the moisturizing lotion? "You complete me."
Why did the elbow get a ticket? For bending the rules.
Why don’t you ever play hide and seek with the pancreas? Because good luck hiding from an organ that’s always secreting.
Why was the digestive system always invited to parties? Because it knew how to break things down.
What did the one eye say to the other? "Between you and me, something smells."
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