some funny jokes about cars:

Why don’t cars play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding something that big!

Why did the car get a job?

Because it wanted to work on its drive!

What’s a car’s favorite type of music?

Heavy metal.

Why did the scarecrow become a car mechanic?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a car that never stops?

A rover-achiever.

Why don’t cars ever get lost?

Because they always follow the GPS – Good Path System.

What did the traffic light say to the car?

"Don't look, I'm changing!"

Why did the car apply for a loan?

Because it needed a jump start!

What kind of car does a sheep drive?

A Lamborghini.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What do you call an old car?

A clunker that’s still clunking along!

Why did the car break up with the truck?

It needed some space – and the truck was always hauling baggage.

What do you get when you cross a car with a pet?

A carpet!

Why did the car get detention?

Because it couldn’t stop talking in class!

What do you call a car that can sing?

A Cadillac-acappella!