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Sure! Here are 15 funny jokes about summer:

Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! 

 What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle. 

 Why do fish never do well in school during the summer? Because they’re always swimming in schools!

 Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

 What’s a vampire’s favorite part of summer? The neck-tan. 

 Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of all the rocky roads! 

 What does a bee do when it’s hot? It takes off its yellow jacket. 

 Why did the watermelon cross the road? Because it wanted to be a little cooler. 

 How do you prevent a summer cold? Catch it in the winter!

 What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. 

 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. 

 What do you call a French guy in sandals? Philippe Flop. 

 Why did the banana wear sunscreen? So it wouldn’t peel. 

 Why are gulls named seagulls? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels. 

 Why did the music teacher go to the beach? To get some minuet rest!

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