Here are 10 funny quotes about the UEFA Euro 2024 quarter-final match between Portugal and France:

1. "Portugal and France played a game of 'Who Can Make the Goalkeeper Sweat More,' and it turns out penalties are the ultimate cardio workout!"
2. "Ronaldo vs. France: Proof that even legends need a break from winning sometimes!"
3. "The penalty shootout: where goalposts get a chance to be the real heroes!"
4. "Portugal vs. France had more drama than a soap opera, and the plot twist? Penalties!"
5. "When in doubt, just take it to penalties—said no Portuguese fan ever after that match!"
6. "France's strategy: let’s win on penalties so we can all age ten years in one night!"
7. "Portugal and France proved that sometimes football is 90 minutes of stress followed by a shootout of pure chaos!"
8. "Ronaldo's face during penalties: the only time you see real fear on a football field!"
9. "Who needs a gym membership when you can just watch Portugal vs. France go to penalties?"
10. "France beating Portugal on penalties: because why settle for regular heart attacks when you can have multiple mini ones?"

These quotes add a humorous spin to the intense and nerve-wracking nature of the match, especially focusing on the dramatic penalty shootout that decided the game.