Here are 10 funny quotes about the UEFA Euro 2024 match between England and Switzerland:

1. "England vs. Switzerland: where the only thing smoother than Swiss chocolate was England's defense!"
2. "The England-Switzerland match had more twists than an English country road!"
3. "England vs. Switzerland: proof that sometimes the most exciting action is off the pitch, like watching the fans react!"
4. "Swiss cheese may have holes, but Switzerland's defense in this match sure didn't!"
5. "England vs. Switzerland: where the real showdown was between the goalkeepers' nerves!"
6. "If you thought Swiss watches were precise, you should have seen England's last-minute goal!"
7. "The England and Switzerland match was like a game of chess—strategic, tense, and occasionally making you shout at the board!"
8. "England vs. Switzerland: a reminder that football is 90 minutes of hoping your team doesn’t turn into a meme!"
9. "The Swiss might be neutral, but their defense certainly took a side in this match!"
10. "England vs. Switzerland had it all: goals, drama, and more plot twists than a British soap opera!"

These quotes bring a humorous perspective to the intensity and excitement of the England vs. Switzerland match at UEFA Euro 2024.