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Here are 15 funny jokes about fish:


  1. Why don't fish play basketball?
    Because they're afraid of the net.

  2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
    Fsh.

  3. Why did the fish blush?
    Because it saw the ocean's bottom!

  4. Why are fish so smart?
    Because they live in schools.

  5. What do you call a fish who practices medicine?
    A sturgeon.

  6. Why did the fish get bad grades?
    Because it was below sea level.

  7. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
    Swimming trunks.

  8. Why did the fish cross the road?
    To get to the other tide.

  9. How do fish get to school?
    By octobus.

  10. What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument?
    The bass guitar.

  11. Why don’t fish ever do well in school?
    Because they’re always swimming against the current.

  12. What do fish use to get high?
    Seaweed.

  13. What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
    Jellyfish.

  14. How do you make a fish laugh?
    Tell it a whale of a tale.

  15. What’s a fish’s favorite movie?
    The Codfather"


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