Here are 15 funny jokes about gas:

Why did the gas station go broke? Because it couldn't keep its pump-kin!
Why don’t gas stations play music? Because you’d drive off with the gas!
What do you call a clown who works at a gas station? A fuel fool.
Why did the gas station attend night school? To improve its fuel efficiency.
Why did the car bring a gas can to the party? Because it didn’t want to run out of fuel on the dance floor!
Why was the gas pump always invited to parties? Because it knew how to fuel the fun.
Why did the driver take a nap at the gas station? He wanted to fill up on sleep.
What do you call gas that’s always telling jokes? Propane-and-comedy.
Why did the scarecrow get a job at the gas station? He was outstanding in his fuel.
Why did the gas pump cross the road? To get to the other fill-up station!
Why was the gas station always calm? It knew how to stay composed under pressure.
What do you call a dinosaur that works at a gas station? A gas-o-saurus.
Why did the gas station start a band? It wanted to pump up the jams.
Why did the gas station clerk become a chef? He wanted to master the art of "fuel" cuisine.
Why do gas stations make terrible comedians? They always tank the punchline.

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