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Here are 15 funny jokes about insurance:


  1. Why did the scarecrow get insurance? He was outstanding in his field but worried about getting a bit too corny.

  2. Why did the insurance agent always carry a ladder? In case their career took a step up.

  3. Why don’t insurance agents ever play hide and seek? Good luck hiding from someone who's always looking for new clients!

  4. How do you make an insurance agent’s day? Tell them you're considering upgrading your policy!

  5. Why did the storm file an insurance claim? Because it was raining cats and dogs!

  6. What did the insurance adjuster say after crashing his car? "Well, that’s one way to meet my quota."

  7. Why did the insurance agent bring a pencil to the meeting? In case they needed to draw up some new policies.

  8. Why don’t insurance agents tell secrets? Because they know the best way to cover their tracks.

  9. Why did the burglar buy life insurance? In case he had a break-in.

  10. Why did the golfer need insurance? Because he always hit into the rough!

  11. Why did the chicken get insurance? In case it crossed the road and got hit!

  12. What’s an insurance agent’s favorite type of music? Cover bands.

  13. Why did the gym get an insurance policy? In case of a breakdown!

  14. How do insurance agents prefer their coffee? Fully covered, with no risks.

  15. Why was the insurance seminar so boring? Because it was full of policy talk!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!

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