Here are 15 funny jokes about "Jurassic Park":

Why don't dinosaurs drive cars? Because Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Why don't you ever see dinosaurs at the gym? Because they're all dead!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
Why did the T-rex break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a gold digger!
How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator? The door won’t close!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way as fast as you can!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their Jurassic period was up!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch? Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur who’s a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus!
Why was the dinosaur afraid to go to the library? Because their books were all over due!
What do you call a dinosaur in cowboy boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex!
Why don’t dinosaurs use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse!

I hope these jokes bring a roar of laughter!

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