Here are 15 funny jokes about pasta:

Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas?

Because it was too square.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

Why did the pasta break up with the tomato?

Because it found someone saucier.

What did the spaghetti say to the meatball?

"Stop being so saucy!"

Why did the macaroni get scared?

It saw the spaghetti and thought it was a monsteroni.

What do you call a noodle that never lies?

An honest-a.

Why did the pasta go to therapy?

It was feeling saucy about its complex carbs.

Why don’t Italians play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding the pasta sauce smell!

What did the lasagna say to the pizza?

"You’ve got layers, but I’m the real deal."

Why did the fusilli go to the party?

Because it knew how to twist and shout!

What do you call a pasta that has just won an award?

Macaroni and cheese-bration!

Why did the pasta get so good at music?

Because it always had great noodle skills.

Why did the spaghetti take a nap?

It was pasta its bedtime.

What’s a pasta’s favorite movie?

Mission Im-pasta-ble.

Why was the noodle so calm?

Because it was al dente and never overcooked under pressure.

I hope these pasta jokes bring a smile to your face!