Here are 15 funny jokes about pizza:

Why did the pizza go to the party alone?

Because it didn’t want to get topped.

What did the pizza say to the topping?

"You’re the cheese to my crust!"

Why did the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?

Because he’s a fungi!

Why was the pizza so good at telling stories?

Because it had a lot of sauce.

Why did the pizza maker go to therapy?

He kneaded someone to talk to.

Why did the pizza cross the road?

To get to the other slice!

What type of person doesn’t like pizza?

A weir-dough.

What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?

Pie Hard.

Why did the pizza apply for a job?

It wanted to make some dough.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

Why don’t pizzas ever argue?

They can always find common ground.

What’s a pizza’s favorite type of music?

Anything with a good slice of rhythm.

What’s a pizza’s favorite game?

Dominoes!

Why did the pizza go to school?

To get a little more pizza knowledge.

Why do pizzas make great comedians?

Because they always deliver!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!