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Here are 15 funny jokes about Rolex:


Why did the Rolex go to school?
To get a little more time on its hands.

What did the Rolex say to the wall clock?
"You’re just a little behind the times."

Why did the Rolex break up with the cheap watch?
Because it couldn’t handle the tick-tocksic relationship.

Why did the Rolex apply for a job?
It wanted to make some serious time.

What do you call a Rolex that’s always late?
A slow-lex.

Why did the Rolex go to the party?
To have a timeless evening.

How does a Rolex apologize?
"I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to alarm you."

What’s a Rolex’s favorite type of movie?
One that’s a real clockbuster.

Why did the Rolex go to therapy?
It had trouble dealing with second-hand emotions.

Why did the Rolex watch get promoted?
It always worked overtime.

What did the Rolex say to the sundial?
"Welcome to the modern age!"

Why did the Rolex watch join the choir?
It had perfect timing.

What do you call a Rolex that tells bad jokes?
A tickle-me-clock.

Why don’t Rolex watches ever get lost?
They always know the best watch-ways.

What’s a Rolex’s favorite type of music?
Classic rock (because it's timeless).

I hope these jokes give you a good laugh!

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