Here are 15 funny jokes about sushi:

Here are 15 funny jokes about sushi:

Why don’t sushi chefs ever get lost?

Because they always follow the "roll" map!

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabi!

Why did the sushi blush?

Because it saw the soy sauce!

What do you call a lazy sushi chef?

A rice-bum!

Why did the sushi break up with the wasabi?

It was too hot to handle!

Why don’t sushi go to school?

Because they're afraid of getting a little "roe-dent"!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with sushi?

Frostbite rolls!

Why did the sushi go to therapy?

It had too many raw emotions!

What do sushi say when they make a mistake?

"Oh, snapper!"

Why is sushi the best at math?

Because it’s always "on a roll"!

What do you call a sushi magician?

A "raw-kus pocus"!

Why don’t sushi ever tell secrets?

Because they’re afraid of getting into hot water!

What’s a sushi’s favorite song?

"Don’t Stop Believin’" – because they never stop rollin’!

Why did the sushi cross the road?

To soy on the other side!

How do sushi chefs throw a party?

They have a “rice” time!

I hope you find these sushi jokes amusing!