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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about Tokyo, Japan:


Why did the sushi chef start a rock band in Tokyo?
Because he wanted to roll with the best!

How do Tokyo residents greet each other during rush hour?
With a "pushing" handshake on the subway!

Why was the bicycle always late in Tokyo?
Because it couldn't handle the Tokyo Drift!

Why did Godzilla get lost in Tokyo?
Because he couldn’t find his way through all the skyscrapers!

What’s a Tokyo taxi driver’s favorite game?
The race against the traffic lights!

Why don’t they play hide and seek in Tokyo?
Because good luck hiding in a crowd that big!

Why did the ramen go to school in Tokyo?
To get its noodle-education!

Why was the Tokyo Tower always so confident?
Because it knew it could always rise to the occasion!

Why did the tomato turn red in Tokyo?
Because it saw the sushi roll!

Why did the Tokyo baker get promoted?
Because he knew the recipe for success!

How do you describe a Tokyo samurai in an elevator?
A sword in a crowded box!

Why did the Tokyo computer go to the doctor?
It had a case of the Tokyo bluescreen!

Why don’t Tokyoites ever get bored?
Because there’s always something kawaii to see!

Why did the Tokyo cat become a YouTube star?
Because it mastered the art of the "paw-sitive" review!

Why did the Tokyo musician get a speeding ticket?
Because he couldn't stop rushing to the beat!

Hope these jokes give you a good laugh!

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