Here are 15 funny quotes about "Avengers: Endgame":

"‘Avengers: Endgame’ taught me that no matter how bad my day is, it could always be worse—I could be Thanos."

"Watching ‘Endgame’ is like going through all the stages of grief, but with superheroes."

"I don’t always watch movies for three hours straight, but when I do, it’s ‘Avengers: Endgame’."

"‘Endgame’ is proof that with enough friends, you can get through anything—even a snap."

"Why go to therapy when you can just watch ‘Avengers: Endgame’ and cry it all out?"

"‘Endgame’ made me realize that I would totally survive a zombie apocalypse if I had Captain America by my side."

"‘Endgame’ is the only movie where I lost more weight from my tears than from going to the gym."

"If I had a nickel for every time I cried during ‘Endgame’, I’d be able to afford my own Infinity Gauntlet."

"Watching ‘Endgame’ is like assembling IKEA furniture—confusing, emotional, and totally worth it in the end."

"‘Endgame’ showed me that no matter how messy things get, you can always count on a raccoon to save the day."

"‘Endgame’ is the only movie where I’m rooting for a talking tree more than half the human characters."

"‘Endgame’ made me realize I’d follow Thor into battle, but only if he promises to bring the snacks."

"If I had to pick one word to describe ‘Avengers: Endgame,’ it would be ‘feels.’"

"‘Endgame’ is the perfect example of why you should always back up your files—and your universe."

"‘Avengers: Endgame’ taught me that even when everything’s falling apart, you can still put on a suit and save the day."

I hope you enjoy these quotes!