Here are 15 funny quotes about gas:

"Gas prices are so high, even my car is thinking of getting a bike."

"I wanted to be rich, but gas prices turned me into a pedestrian instead."

"Gas stations: where you pay an arm and a leg to get your car moving."

"Running low on gas? Just remember, walking is great exercise!"

"Gas is so expensive, I’m thinking about installing a windmill on my car."

"I miss the days when gas was cheaper than a cup of coffee."

"I told my car to follow its dreams, and now it’s running on empty."

"With gas prices this high, I'm thinking of switching to Flintstone power."

"I used to have money, then I bought gas."

"Why drive when you can sell your car and buy a house with the gas money?"

"Gas prices are so high, even my GPS is suggesting walking."

"The gas pump is my new gym: every fill-up makes my wallet lighter."

"Gas is so expensive, I'm considering riding my dog to work."

"I don’t need a therapist, I just need cheaper gas."

"At these gas prices, I’m thinking of getting a horse and naming it Prius."