Here are 15 funny quotes about insurance:

"Insurance: the only time you get what you pay for by hoping you never use it."

"The best thing about insurance is that it feels like a hug from your wallet."

"Buying insurance is like a marriage proposal to peace of mind."

"Insurance: because if something goes wrong, it’s nice to have someone to blame."

"I got life insurance because I want my loved ones to be really sad for a long time."

"Health insurance is like a hospital gown: you're never as covered as you think you are."

"Insurance is the only product that both the seller and buyer hope is never actually used."

"Insurance is a lot like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never know what you’re going to get."

"Insurance is like a spare tire: you never think about it until you really need it."

"Getting insurance is like betting against yourself, but still hoping you win."

"Life insurance is the only policy that always makes sure your spouse is better off without you."

"Car insurance is a perfect way to ensure your car gets into an accident the day after you forget to pay the premium."

"Insurance is a great way to feel prepared for the worst while secretly hoping for the best."

"Home insurance: the only way to ensure your home’s worth more in pieces."

"Insurance is like a safety net made of paperwork and monthly payments."

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!