Here are 15 funny quotes about the Olympics:

1. "The Olympics: Where heroes are made and sweatbands are mandatory."

2. "I only watch the Olympics for the sports I didn’t know existed and can’t pronounce."

3. "Olympics: The time when everyone becomes an expert in sports they’ve never played."

4. "Every four years, I remember why I should have taken up synchronized swimming."

5. "The Olympics are great – you get to watch people who are in shape get exhausted while you sit on the couch eating snacks."

6. "The only time my living room feels like an Olympic arena is during the commercial break sprints to the kitchen."

7. "I love watching the Olympics because it’s the only time cheering for someone running in circles feels exciting."

8. "The Olympics are the ultimate reality TV show – except everyone actually has talent."

9. "I don't always watch the Olympics, but when I do, I wonder why I didn’t become a professional fencer."

10. "Olympic athletes: Proof that humans can achieve anything with hard work, dedication, and a lot of spandex."

11. "The best part of the Olympics? Feeling inspired for about five minutes before returning to my regular snack schedule."

12. "The Olympics: Where you watch people do things you’ll never do, at speeds you’ll never achieve."

13. "I’m really good at watching the Olympics. If it were a sport, I’d win gold."

14. "Every Olympics I convince myself I could have been an athlete, and then I remember how much I hate running."

15. "The only marathon I’m prepared for during the Olympics is a TV marathon."

These quotes capture the humor and relatability of watching the Olympics!