Here are 15 funny quotes about pasta:

"Life is a combination of magic and pasta."

"Pasta la vista, baby!"

"Keep your friends close and your pasta closer."

"I’m a pasta-tive thinker: more pasta, fewer problems."

"Pasta: the only love that won’t break your heart, just your waistband."

"Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good company—and a big bowl of pasta."

"Pasta doesn’t ask silly questions. Pasta understands."

"I have a penne for your thoughts."

"A day without pasta is like a day without sunshine."

"Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner."

"No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention."

"Pasta night is the best night of the week—carb up and chill out."

"If the question is pasta, the answer is always yes."

"Al dente or go home."

"You know you’re in love when you’re making pasta for two and there’s only one person eating."

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!