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A balanced diet is built around variety and moderation. Here’s what that means in practice: Fruits & Vegetables: Aim for a rainbow of colors on your plate. Different colors mean different nutrients — red peppers, dark leafy greens, blueberries, and carrots all bring something unique. Lean Proteins: Choose sources like chicken, fish, beans, tofu, or lentils to support muscle health and repair. Whole Grains: Swap refined carbs (white bread, sugary cereals) for brown rice, oats, and whole-wheat pasta to get more fiber and keep your blood sugar stable. Healthy Fats: Avocados, nuts, seeds, and olive oil can help reduce inflammation and keep you full. Hydration: Water is key — aim for at least 2 liters a day. Herbal teas and water-rich foods like cucumber and melon can also count.

Here are 15 funny quotes about pizza:


"Pizza is like duct tape. It fixes everything."

"A slice a day keeps the sad away."

"Pizza is the only love triangle I want."

"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza."

"My love for you is like pizza—endless and cheesy."

"Life happens, pizza helps."

"In pizza we crust."

"All I need is a slice of pizza and a napkin for my happy place."

"Pizza: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."

"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, and that’s almost the same thing."

"Pizza is the only circle of trust I need."

"Pizza is the answer. Who cares what the question is?"

"I followed my heart, and it led me to pizza."

"You had me at pizza."

"Pizza makes the world go round, one slice at a time."

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!

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