Here are 15 funny quotes about Rolex:

"A Rolex isn’t just a watch; it’s a wrist statement."

"Wearing a Rolex is like telling time with a touch of luxury."

"I bought a Rolex to remind myself that time is money—lots of money."

"Owning a Rolex means never needing to ask, 'What time is it?' People just assume you know."

"A Rolex: the ultimate way to say, 'I’m on time, and I’m classy.'"

"My Rolex doesn’t just tell time; it announces it."

"Rolex: Because who doesn’t need a Swiss bank account on their wrist?"

"A Rolex can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of admiration."

"I wear a Rolex so I can be fashionably on time and fashionably late."

"Rolex: Because sometimes your wrist needs a little bling."

"If you have to ask what time it is, you probably need a Rolex."

"Wearing a Rolex is like wearing a tiny piece of Switzerland on your wrist."

"A Rolex doesn’t just tick; it tocks in style."

"Rolex: The only watch that makes punctuality look expensive."

"I don’t need a Rolex to tell time, but it sure makes telling time more impressive."

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your faces.