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Here are 15 funny jokes about burgers:


  1. Why did the burger go to the gym? To get beefed up!

  2. What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty!

  3. Why do burgers make terrible storytellers? Because they always meat the end too soon!

  4. What do you call a burger who can meditate? A peaceful Patty.

  5. Why don't burgers tell secrets? Because they’re afraid of spilling the beans!

  6. What did the burger say to the pickle? Dill with it!

  7. Why was the burger a great musician? Because it had great buns!

  8. How do burgers introduce their spouses? "Meet Patty."

  9. Why did the burger blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

  10. What do you call a burger that wins the race? A fast food!

  11. What do you get when you cross a burger with a computer? A Big Mac!

  12. Why did the burger go to the party? It heard there would be a lot of buns!

  13. Why did the burger bring a ladder to work? Because it wanted to be on top of the stack!

  14. What’s a burger’s favorite type of music? Grill rock!

  15. Why are burgers good at basketball? Because they always make the "grill"!

I hope these jokes give you a good laugh!

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