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Here are 15 funny jokes about Dubai, UAE:


Why did the camel cross the road in Dubai?
Because it saw a mirage of a faster route!

Why don’t people in Dubai play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding in the desert!

Why did the tourist go to Dubai?
To see if money really grows on palm trees!

What’s a camel’s favorite day in Dubai?
Hump Day, of course!

Why did the bicycle go to Dubai?
It wanted to see how it feels to be a luxury vehicle.

What do you call a sandstorm in Dubai?
A free exfoliation session!

Why don’t they have horror movies in Dubai?
Because the real estate prices are scary enough!

Why did the smartphone go to Dubai?
To get upgraded to a smart-mansion!

How do you know if someone is from Dubai?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you in the first five minutes!

Why did the astronaut visit Dubai?
To see if the skyscrapers really reach the stars!

Why do they sell so many sunglasses in Dubai?
Because the future is just that bright!

What’s the most common job in Dubai?
Being a real estate agent – everyone’s trying to sell you a skyscraper!

Why did the tomato blush in Dubai?
Because it saw the Burj Khalifa and got altitude envy!

Why did the scarecrow move to Dubai?
To stand out in a field of opportunities!

Why don’t people in Dubai complain about the heat?
Because their air conditioning has air conditioning!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!

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