Here are 15 funny jokes about golf:

Why do golfers bring two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes, “Whack…damn!” A skydiver goes, “Damn…whack!”

Why did the golfer need a chiropractor?

He had too many strokes.

Why do golfers love donuts?

Because they always want a hole in one!

What do you call a lion playing golf?

A golf club!

Why did the golfer wear a tuxedo?

Because he had a tee time!

Why don’t golfers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the green is.

What does a golfer call a tree in the middle of the fairway?

A hazard, but what does the tree call the golfer? A menace!

How do golfers deal with stress?

They take a swing at it.

Why was Cinderella so bad at golf?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?

To get to the high scores.

What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music?

Swing.

Why did the golfer bring a bottle of water to the game?

In chccuase he needed to hit a water hazard.

Why do golfers always carry an extra pencil?

In case they need to erase their score.

What do you call a golfer with a great short game?

A putt above the rest.

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!