Here are 15 funny jokes about Harry Potter:

Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

Why does Voldemort prefer Instagram over Facebook?

Because he has followers, not friends.

How does a wizard get down a hill?

By walking. JK, rolling.

What do you call a wizard who falls down the stairs?

Tumbledore.

Why did Hermione get sent to the principal’s office?

For being a know-it-owl.

What did one Slytherin say to the other while watching a Quidditch match?

"Look at all those Gryffindorks!"

Why did Harry Potter cross the road?

No reason, but someone will write a book about it.

Why don’t muggles make good gardeners?

Because they can’t find the gnome.

What does Harry Potter use to go online?

His broomstick broadband.

What do you call a postal carrier in Hogwarts?

A parcel-tongue.

Why did everyone want to be friends with Harry Potter?

Because he’s a keeper.

Why did Harry Potter get rid of his computer?

Because it had too many cookies.

What is Harry Potter’s favorite method of getting down a hill?

Walking. J.K. Rowling.

Why does Harry Potter have a great sense of humor?

Because he can always Slytherin a joke.

What’s a wizard’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.

I hope these jokes add a bit of magic to your day!