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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about savings accounts:


Why did the savings account break up with the checking account?
It was tired of the constant withdrawals!

What do you call a savings account that’s been on vacation?
A “vacation account”!

Why did the savings account go to therapy?
It had issues with commitment.

How does a savings account stay in shape?
By doing a lot of balance exercises!

Why did the savings account feel so low?
It had a negative balance of self-esteem.

What’s a savings account’s favorite exercise?
Compound interest curls!

Why don’t savings accounts ever get lonely?
They always have a lot of interest.

What did the savings account say at the party?
“I’m just here to make some interest!”

How do savings accounts stay healthy?
They avoid bad investments and stay in balance.

What’s a savings account’s favorite type of music?
Classical—because it appreciates over time!

Why did the savings account go to school?
To get a little more interest in its education!

What’s a savings account’s favorite holiday?
Interest Day!

Why did the savings account go to the dentist?
To get its balance checked!

How do savings accounts feel about the stock market?
They think it’s a bit of a gamble!

Why was the savings account so good at chess?
It always planned ahead and avoided risky moves!

I hope these jokes give you a chuckle and maybe make you think a bit more about your savings!

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