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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about steak:


Why did the steak go to therapy?
It had too many beefs to settle.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

Why did the steak get a promotion?
Because it was well done.

What did the steak say to the barbecue?
"You’re on fire!"

Why don’t steaks play hide and seek?
Because good steaks are rare.

What’s a steak’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.

Why did the cow become an astronaut?
To see the milky way.

How do steaks prefer to be cooked during a meeting?
Medium.

What did the steak say to its enemy?
"You’re just a piece of meat to me!"

Why was the steak so good at math?
Because it knew all the prime cuts.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake.

Why did the steak get in trouble?
It was caught in a rare situation.

What do you call a steak that's been knighted?
Sir Loin.

Why was the steak afraid to cross the road?
It didn’t want to become a meat patty.

What did the steak say to the vegetarian?
"You’ve got a lot of beef with me!"

I hope these jokes give you a good laugh and maybe a craving for a nice steak dinner!

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