Here are 15 funny jokes about steak:

Why did the steak go to therapy?

It had too many beefs to settle.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Why did the steak get a promotion?

Because it was well done.

What did the steak say to the barbecue?

"You’re on fire!"

Why don’t steaks play hide and seek?

Because good steaks are rare.

What’s a steak’s least favorite day of the week?

Fry-day.

Why did the cow become an astronaut?

To see the milky way.

How do steaks prefer to be cooked during a meeting?

Medium.

What did the steak say to its enemy?

"You’re just a piece of meat to me!"

Why was the steak so good at math?

Because it knew all the prime cuts.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milkshake.

Why did the steak get in trouble?

It was caught in a rare situation.

What do you call a steak that's been knighted?

Sir Loin.

Why was the steak afraid to cross the road?

It didn’t want to become a meat patty.

What did the steak say to the vegetarian?

"You’ve got a lot of beef with me!"

I hope these jokes give you a good laugh and maybe a craving for a nice steak dinner!