here are 15 funny jokes about cybersecurity technology:

Why do cybersecurity experts never get invited to dinner?

Because they always suspect a phishing attempt.

How do hackers celebrate New Year's Eve?

They watch the firewall drop.

Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open.

What do you call a security breach on a farm?

An udder disaster.

Why did the cybersecurity expert keep a light on at night?

To keep away the bugs.

How do cybersecurity experts fix a broken lock?

With a key-logger.

Why don’t cybersecurity experts ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding from a packet sniffer.

Why did the hacker cross the road?

To get to the other site.

How do you know if a computer is lying?

If it’s running Windows 95 and says it's secure.

What did the cybersecurity consultant say to the underperforming firewall?

"You're fired-wall."

Why did the malware go to therapy?

It had too many unresolved issues.

Why was the hacker so good at tennis?

Because he had a great serve.

Why did the firewall break up with the antivirus?

It found out it was in an open relationship.

How do you catch a computer criminal?

By using cookies and milk.

Why don’t cybersecurity experts use social media?

Too many phishing trips.