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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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here are 15 funny jokes about cybersecurity technology:


Why do cybersecurity experts never get invited to dinner?
Because they always suspect a phishing attempt.

How do hackers celebrate New Year's Eve?
They watch the firewall drop.

Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.

What do you call a security breach on a farm?
An udder disaster.

Why did the cybersecurity expert keep a light on at night?
To keep away the bugs.

How do cybersecurity experts fix a broken lock?
With a key-logger.

Why don’t cybersecurity experts ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding from a packet sniffer.

Why did the hacker cross the road?
To get to the other site.

How do you know if a computer is lying?
If it’s running Windows 95 and says it's secure.

What did the cybersecurity consultant say to the underperforming firewall?
"You're fired-wall."

Why did the malware go to therapy?
It had too many unresolved issues.

Why was the hacker so good at tennis?
Because he had a great serve.

Why did the firewall break up with the antivirus?
It found out it was in an open relationship.

How do you catch a computer criminal?
By using cookies and milk.

Why don’t cybersecurity experts use social media?
Too many phishing trips.

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